The Internet being the vast cornucopia of human blathering that it is makes it an ideal resource for those of us looking to push our own limits with various kinds of dares. One Web site I surf now and then dared readers to get naked on the property of a restaurant and jack off. The post was made in the summertime, and the author seemed to have fast-food restaurants in mind where one could order in a swimsuit or other minimal clothing. He didn't require that the dare be done indoors, just on the property, but definitely not just in one's own car.
As luck would have it, I belonged to a club that was reserving a restaurant-bar for a private buffet luncheon. I guess it was good to know that there wouldn't be any children around, but that didn't make it entirely safe. It wasn't a nudist club or a sex club, and the last thing anyone expected to see was a naked guy — let alone a naked guy masturbating.
Technically, the dare could have been fulfilled in a restroom. But in the spirit of risk taking, I used one of the establishment's back dining rooms. Out of the way of most patrons, but still very accessible. In fact, the room had no wall separating it from the corridor. Anyone walking down the hall or using the bathroom across the hall would have immediately caught me in the act.
The low light made it difficult to get good video. But I managed to record it just the same.
How did it turn out? See for yourself in Buffet with cream sauce, featured now in our Naked Dares Theatre. Then comment here if you've ever done anything like that yourself.
