Saturday, January 19, 2013

Luncheon meat

Restaurant jackThe Internet being the vast cornucopia of human blathering that it is makes it an ideal resource for those of us looking to push our own limits with various kinds of dares.

One Web site I surf now and then dared readers to get naked on the property of a restaurant and jack off. The post was made in the summertime, and the author seemed to have fast-food restaurants in mind where one could order in a swimsuit or other minimal clothing. He didn't require that the dare be done indoors, just on the property, but definitely not just in one's own car.

As luck would have it, I belonged to a club that was reserving a restaurant-bar for a private buffet luncheon. I guess it was good to know that there wouldn't be any children around, but that didn't make it entirely safe. It wasn't a nudist club or a sex club, and the last thing anyone expected to see was a naked guy — let alone a naked guy masturbating.

Technically, the dare could have been fulfilled in a restroom. But in the spirit of risk taking, I used one of the establishment's back dining rooms. Out of the way of most patrons, but still very accessible. In fact, the room had no wall separating it from the corridor. Anyone walking down the hall or using the bathroom across the hall would have immediately caught me in the act.

The low light made it difficult to get good video. But I managed to record it just the same.

How did it turn out? See for yourself in Buffet with cream sauce, featured now in our Naked Dares Theatre. Then comment here if you've ever done anything like that yourself.

Friday, January 4, 2013

Get a new look for a new year

December wallpapersAnew year has begun, and your desktop could use a little perking up. What better way than with some sexy or scenic backgrounds from our wallpaper dispensary?

The latest collection features a couple of adventures in public nudity — one solo in front of a power distribution station on a busy street, the other a gathering of naked activists for the World Naked Bike Ride. Both took place in broad daylight.

Still another image shows the very sexy Buster Sly and Bucephalus chatting bare-chested and with pants around the ankles. If you must put on clothes, that's about the only place to wear them.

To get a copy of these pictures, simply use your mouse to point to the Photos menu at the top of any page. From the drop-down menu, click on Wallpaper Downloads.

Once you’re at the Desktop Wallpaper page, click the link for the size you want to open it in a new browser tab or window. Then use your browser’s save feature to save the image file to your computer. After saving, you can use a photo as a desktop background or wallpaper. Refer to the help system for your particular computer operating system for instructions.

New wallpaper files will be added in the future, so check back from time to time. The Wallpaper Downloads are only available to registered members.