The undressing room

Few places in our gymnophobic society permit, let alone encourage complete undressing. Locker rooms and changing rooms are among the rare exceptions. Of course the owners of apparel stores don't expect customers to get completely naked in the changing room. This is true even for stores selling underwear; most states have health laws forbidding customers to try on underwear except perhaps over existing clothing (understandably).

Still, to those of us interested in naked eroticism, the opportunity to get naked in a public place can have a kind of risky appeal. The most extreme case I heard of was an allegedly true story posted in an online forum. The writer tried a ploy of self-forced exhibitionism by stripping in a dressing room, hiding his clothes, and then moving (naked) to another dressing room. When other customers came around, he peeked his head out and explained that someone had stolen his clothes and asked for help. (I have no idea how he could make this story believable, but perhaps I've forgotten some details.)

The writer went on to say that the man he approached found the story funny and entered the changing room to see that the writer was indeed naked. Thoroughly amused, the customer then went and got his girlfriend and brought her to see the naked writer for some further laughs and humiliation. Finally the couple agreed to help the naked writer find his clothes, which they did without much searching.

I have no idea if the story is true or not, but there is something hot about having two people getting their amusement at a man's naked predicament.

But even if one doesn't involve others, just getting naked in a place where full nudity is unconventional can be a turn on. Perhaps that was the idea behind the dare an online acquaintance recently gave me. He told me not just to strip completely naked in a clothing store changing room, but to masturbate and catch the whole thing on video. So I accepted the challenge and found a shopping mall store where I could carry it out.

But don't take my word for it. Head on over to our Naked Dare Theatre and see for yourself in a new video I call No underwear allowed. Then come back here and let me know what naked dares you have tried recently.